somethin’ stupid like I love you.

bardic-butch:

xixijinping:

pavitraprabhakars:

pavitraprabhakars:

my toxic trait is thinking i could survive the byron-shelley friend group however. i think it would be much simpler than whatever i have been doing for the last 5 years

like i can swim so rescuing shelley from his biweekly drowning wouldn’t be a problem but imagine byron on instagram. a24 horror

yellenabelova:

DOCTOR WHO (2005 -)
4x01 ~ Partners In Crimes

chiiquititamoved:

Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel

soleiltido:

soleiltido:

Sorry I’m going to be more normal about him

I need to hunt him for sport

iamalivenow:

yeah bro it’s a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character

aweega:

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should’ve been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

wallace gromited so that chicken run. is this something

well you can’t say i didn’t try ❤️

i’m in spain rn and i said wallace gromited so that chicken run to my friend on the bus and the woman in front of us looked back at us then pulled out english duolingo

slippinkimmy:

ari163:

Are you that bitch from tumblr?

wanderer-chronicles:

crazy-brazilian:

Holy shit he’s back

carolxdanvers:

slutforwings:

slutforwings:

slutforwings:

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don’t fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn’t work like that

OP I’m a physics major and you’re fucking right

itsmyturnonthegender:

catboybeebop:

she sand on my man til i cardoor hookhand

Utterly incomprehensible to anyone who spends a healthy amount of time online, fantastic.

solarhen:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

imposterogers:

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

Cowabanger of a post

bisexualalienss:

DAVID TENNANT as CROWLEY

GOOD OMENS - 2.01 “The Arrival”

lesiasmadness:

nico-verde:

akiradachi:

nico-verde:

gideonthe9:

dana akdjfjckfjfm

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

the

what

I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I’ve even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can’t let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I’m laughing about